Once upon a time, someone who shall remain forever nameless put up what appeared to be a link to a porn site. But it lead to MY website!

It was probably this guy's fault:

For my friends at Herfer's Paradise, you should have a look at this, my special message to all of you!:
         April 18, 2002         
I've been hanging out on this great new cigar bulletin board. It's a gas! All the best characters from the JRBB are there, and well, it's just a LOT of fun.
Check it out - it's called "Herfer's Paradise". The URL is http://pub31.ezboard.com/bherfersparadise.

    To go to the Tijuana Trip article, click here!    
Thanks to 'grinnin' on the JR Cigars Bulletin Board, I participated in a "box pass". A "box pass" is where one guy ('grinnin') takes a bunch of cigars and sends 'em to a group of guys (15 in this case) and everyone gets to take some cigars from the box and put equal or better back, and send the box to the next guy.
Being lucky enough to be the first one to receive the box, I was able to snag a 'culebra', which is made up of 3 cigars that are braided together. So the cigar is crooked and funny looking.
Anyway, I put up some pics of smokin' this cigar.
You can click here if you want to see the culebra pics, or click here if you want to see the story of the trip to Tijuana.
    September 11, 2001     
"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you, and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."
President George W. Bush

May 29, 2001
Hey, thanks for checking out my site!
Well, the trip in December 2000 never happened, but you can still see the hijinx from our trip in 1999! I was bummed out that the 2000 trip fell through. But I did manage to make it back to Tijuana last week! Still the same great people and the same good deals on genuine Habanos at La Casa del Tabaco! And still loads of fakes everywhere else...
I've done a bit of 'housekeeping' today, including adding a link to TexasWahoo's cigar site that has loads of info about JR Cigars. (Case you don't know, JR Cigars is thee place to buy non-Habanos!)
Anyhow, thanks again for checking out my site!
To continue to the main page, click here!
November 26, 2000
I'm going to Tijuana again in a few weeks for a repeat of last years event - or hopefully, even better (if that's possible!). I'll have new pictures and stuff by the beginning of the year...
July 19, 2000
Well, hits are down! And I just checked, and the link on GayHugeCigars is gone. So - for now - the offensive campaign is called off. And I'm really quite glad. I was preparing to edit the pictures such that they wouldn't provide the views I think these guys were after. I really didn't want to butcher up things like that...
Anyhow, NOW maybe it's 'nuf said'... To continue to the main page, click here!
July 14, 2000:
Well, hits on my site are at an all time high. And interestingly enough, the majority of the hits come from "no referrer". I have concluded that "Gay Huge Cigar" faggots are the reason for the hits. I have therefore decided to begin a campaign of offensive gay-bashing, aimed specifically at those DEVIANT, OFFENSIVE, TWISTED, BIOLOGICAL ERRORS that have decided to become "cyber-squatters".
If you came here for some sort of sick sexual gratification, perhaps you will enjoy my newest favorite web site.
Click Here to see it.
July 4, 2000: Today, I discovered that the EGroup called "Gay Huge Cigars" has provided a link to my site. I feel compelled to say that I find the thought of a man looking at my web site while he gets his rocks off a repugnent one.
Not to be gay-bashing or homophobic, but if you came here for that reason, please don't. I think I might pull the site, if I find the hits are coming for that reason.
'Nuf said.
If you would like to know more about the reasons I have started this assault on GayHugeCigars, click here.
If you're here for non-sexual cigar enjoyment, click below to continue: